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From: kikj0@nse.co.uk
Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1999 19:37:09 -0700 (PDT)
To: stmyegtsxmldhnbk@aol.com
Reply-To: kikj0@nse.co.uk
Subject: NOW IN THE USA -- NON-SURGICAL LIPOSUCTION...GUARANTEED OVERNIGHT RESULTS !
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DATELINE: APRIL 14, 1999, COLUMBIA, SC
REVOLUTIONARY HERBAL GEL "RUBS AWAY" 4 - 6 INCHES
OF REAL FAT OVERNIGHT.

Sparks International, an import company based in South Carolina, announces a breakthrough herbal product that creates immediate, permanent fat-loss for a fraction of the cost of liposuction surgery and is now available in the United States for the first time.
"Now Americans don't have to resort to the pain and expense of liposuction surgery to get immediate results on stubborn fat and cellulite. All they have to do is rub in our gel, go to bed, and literally 'wake up' one size smaller!" explained Sparks president James Yates.
"Our revolutionary herbal gel is gently rubbed into the skin. The liposome formula quickly penetrates to the fatty tissue where it liqefies the excess fat on contact. The body then identifies the liquefied fat as a waste product and eliminates it naturally through urination.
"Another great advantage," Yates continued, "is that our product retails for under $200 and produces real fat loss -- not water loss -- in 24 hours.

"Although our product is new in the United States, it has been sold internationally for four years. The statistics on over one million international customers show an AVERAGE PERMANENT FAT LOSS of 1 to 1-1/2 inches in EACH fat-prone area -- midriff, stomach, hips, and thighs, upper arms -- with just one application.
Yates further explained that the herbal gel is safe to use on a regular basis as many times as needed to achieve individual fat-loss goals. Yates emphasized that results will be dramatic on both women and men of all ages -- from 18-year-olds to senior citizens.
"Here's perfect example of the power of our gel: A 23-year-old customer in Coffeyville, Kansas recently called us to brag. 'You know, I'm an ex-Marine. I went through boot camp, and I couldn't get rid of my love handles. Your product did what boot camp couldn't do!'"

"We're very excited about our product because now people on limited budgets can enjoy the immediate, dramatic and lasting results that once only the rich could afford -- without surgery -- and without spending a fortune."

To speak directly to a FAT-LOSS SPECIALIST, call toll-free, 1-888-689-3097.


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